The European Union is bricking its pants, now that Theresa May is coming for them, in order to secure a new deal.
May, who just about has the backing of her own colleagues, is about to embark on a set of negotiations that finished a few weeks ago.
May is now fairly confident that the EU will back down on their earlier demands, and give our country pretty much whatever we want.
‘This is the bit where we all get the big money,’ said May.
‘Everyone’s going to think I’m ace after I’ve done this deal,’ added May.