The European Union have pre-empted Brexit negotiations by deciding to build a wall that will keep fleeing middle-class British refugees out of their continent.
The 27 existing members of the union expect to see a swarm of economic migrants escaping Britain, once the reality of the negotiations sink in. Spokesman for the EU, Pierre Thape believes that Britain’s refugees will head first for the new Independent Scotland, and then Ireland, before taking to their dinghies and making a break for the continent.
‘That Trump’s a nutcase, but his wall idea could be quite popular for the rest of us in Europe,’ said Thape.
‘You want to be on your own so much, be on your own – see how you get on,’ added Thape.