Everyone’s now been sacked or resigned except Theresa May

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Everyone that’s ever been in politics has either been sacked or resigned from this Cabinet, except Theresa May.

May has now run out of people to put in the Cabinet, and is considering going back round to the beginning again.

May has approached Ken Clarke, and even former Tory Leader, Tony Blair with a view to filling the gaps around the table.

‘Defence Secretary is a shit job,’ said MP for West Expenses, Peter Thape.

‘You’ve got to pretend to like the Army,’ added Thape.