The Conservative Party could be in trouble for placing a job advert for a position that’s already been filled.
A number of people saw the job advertised as, Prime Minister of United Kingdom, on fish4jobs.
Then, five people chosen for interview turned up last night, in proper suits and everything, without realising that the vacancy had already been filled internally.
‘Had a shave, and did my nostril hair and everything,’ said local candidate Jeremy Hunt.
‘Normally just sit in me joggers all day Sunday,’ he added.