‘Gay sex absolutely brilliant,’ says Tim Farron

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Liberal Democrat leader, Tim Farron has told a crowd of journalists that he now loves gay sex and recommends the use of poppers to enhance the experience.

Farron answered the accusation that he’d suddenly changed his mind with the words of Freddie Mercury…If I had to do it all over again? Why not, I would do it a little bit differently.

Farron then ended the press conference by energetically singing the words to the Bronski Beat song, Smalltown Boy.

When I’m not sure what to do, I ask myself…What would Jesus do?’ said Farron.

‘In this case Jesus would say, abandon your principles, and go after the pink vote,’ added Farron.