Government definitely definitely going to make every tower block fire safe…unless a bit of time passes, and people start to forget.


The government has already set out a strategy to make every tower block in the country safe, and absolutely nothing is going to stop that happening.

The Minister for Economic Growth, Peter Thape has demanded a public enquiry into the Grenfell fire, plus a detailed investigation of the building materials used in the recent refurbishment.

With a further examination into the cost of retrospectively fitting sprinkler systems in old flats, Thape believes that he could drag this out for nearly 18 months.

‘We’ll make all the right noises, but some other disaster will knock this off the news in the next couple of weeks,’ said Thape.

‘Council, and Housing Association flats filled with refugees?…Please?’ asked Thape.