Government regrets asking Fisher-Price to work on new App


The Government has admitted that asking Fisher-Price to help develop the new world-beating ‘track and trace’ App may have been an error.

Although 2 and 3 year olds are largely pleased with the phone, it has failed to offer the type of response required for a world pandemic.

Fisher-Price spokesman, Peter Thape told Cutting News that the duck, dog and cow noises are exceptional, and quite life-like.

‘Plus, other users can all contact one another,’ explained Thape.

‘Although, they do generally need to be sat in the same room to hear each other,’ he added.