Govt promise to bail out polar ice caps when they melt


The government has guaranteed that the polar ice caps will be given a financial rescue package in the event of them melting.

Polar ice caps that show a loss at the end of this fiscal quarter, will qualify for tax relief.

Prime Minister, Boris Johnson has promised that any increase in global temperature, or rise in sea levels will be offset against pre-tax profits blah de blah de blah.

‘I think we’ve got a good handle on things,’ said The Prime Minister.

‘Let’s keep those planes in the air, whatever the cost,’ he added.