‘Have you got any others we could have a look at?’ ask the public


The nation is struggling to decide which of the leaders they hate the least.

Forced to choose between the untrustworthy Johnson, and the meek Corbyn, the voters are wondering if the net could be widened slightly.

Local voter, Peter Thape is wondering if some sort of reality/quiz show could be devised to choose a new Prime Minister.

‘I can’t be arsed with it,’ said Thape.

‘It’s not like we’re choosing between David Attenborough and Stephen Fry,’ he added.