‘Hello!! I was having sex with a 25 year old model!’ UKIP leader reminds everybody

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54 year-old UKIP leader, Henry Bolton has admitted that he couldn’t care less what the political leanings are of any 25 year old swimwear models that want to have sex with him.  

Bolton has confirmed that he’s happy to entertain approaches from 25 year-old bendy women from across the political spectrum.

Bolton has reminded journalists and disapproving meddlers that whilst they’ve been busy commentating on his unacceptable behaviour, he’s been enjoying a well-fit young lady.

‘I’m 54, look at the state of me; what would you have done?’ posed Bolton.

‘Most people already think I’m a dick. What did I have to lose,’ added Bolton.