‘I love it when a plan comes together,’ says man-child Johnson


Massive blonde child, Boris Johnson smoked the George Peppard cigar of success yesterday, as he eventually toppled the hapless Theresa May.

Johnson rode into town to complete the plan that came from the seed of his own creation, when he suddenly backed Nigel Farage’s hitherto failing Brexit plan.

Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (b. 1964) believes that his Ashdown and Eton Public School upbringing should help him understand the needs of the man in the street.  

‘Politics isn’t just a game for me and my rich friends,’ said Johnson.

‘I’m just like the chap who lives next door, honest,’ he added.