Every politician ever is going to resign over Theresa May’s unacceptable Brexit deal, with some politicians hoping to resign twice.
People who have not been politicians for a while, and some political journalists will also be resigning, leaving Theresa May to sit in a big room, on her own.
Theresa May’s husband will also be leaving the relationship, having failed to reach an acceptable agreement on a number of domestic issues.
‘Everyone hates me, don’t they?’ asked Theresa May.
‘Too late for a career change?’ added May.