‘I think I’ve f*cked this up,’ says May


Every politician ever is going to resign over Theresa May’s unacceptable Brexit deal, with some politicians hoping to resign twice.

People who have not been politicians for a while, and some political journalists will also be resigning, leaving Theresa May to sit in a big room, on her own.

Theresa May’s husband will also be leaving the relationship, having failed to reach an acceptable agreement on a number of domestic issues.

‘Everyone hates me, don’t they?’ asked Theresa May.

‘Too late for a career change?’ added May.