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‘I told you this was impossible, you power-hungry cock!’

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Theresa May has roasted Boris Johnson for robbing her job, and being no better at it himself.

Johnson looks set to become the shortest serving Prime Minister of all time, when today predictably turns to bollocks for him.

Theresa May, who now has to live off £68.25/week benefits, had another message for the man that slung her out of work.

‘For all your fancy words, you’re just in the same position I was,’ said May.

‘But what a cock you’ll look when Nigel Farage becomes Prime Minister,’ added May.

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