‘I trust Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, not the establishment,’ says Brexiteer


Brexiteers have made it clear that the establishment are trying to stitch up Brexit, and have put their trust in man of the people, Boris Johnson.

Johnson, who seems thwarted at every turn, will valiantly try and carry through the will of the 17.4 million again today.

Johnson reminded Cutting News how much leaving the EU will benefit all his very good friends who work in warehouses, factories, and on market stalls.

‘I’m a great friend of the plebs,’ said de Pfeffel Johnson.

‘They’re good for sex, and some of them are excellent beaters for the pheasants,’ he added.