‘I want the ambassador’s Ferrero Rocher withdrawn,’ insists Trump


President Trump has suggested the harshest possible penalty for the UK’s ambassador, in withdrawing his right to entertain with Ferrero Rocher.

The ambassador’s receptions are noted in society for their host’s exquisite tastes, that captivates his guests.

Without the sign of good taste hazelnut treats, the ambassador may struggle to build an effective pyramid of chocolate.

‘With these Ferrero Rocher, they are spoiling us,’ said a badly lip-synced guest.

‘Excellente!’ said another business man-looking bloke.