‘I won, you all lost – get over it,’ says May


Theresa May is back as Prime Minister again, probably for a few more hours, until the next nonsense occurs.

May is hoping that whilst she’s slept the problem of the Irish backstop agreement has nicely sorted itself out.

Tory rebel, Boris Johnson has had to put his best suit back in the wardrobe again, for the minute.

‘Had to take all the balloons, and the party poppers back to the pound shop this morning,’ said Boris.

‘I’ve told them to keep them to one side for me for a few weeks,’ added Boris.