Boris Johnson is off to Berlin today, and set to ‘wow’ the EU with all his new ideas about how the Irish backstop problem can be resolved.
But like a 10 year old that’s copied someone else’s homework, there’s just a danger that he’ll get rumbled.
Johnson exclusively told Cutting News how he hopes to resolve the Irish border problem.
‘I don’t actually know,’ said Boris.
‘So, I’ll just say a load of fancy words, and hope nobody notices,’ added Boris.