‘I wonder if the EU will notice I’ve got no new ideas at all,’ thinks Boris


Boris Johnson is off to Berlin today, and set to ‘wow’ the EU with all his new ideas about how the Irish backstop problem can be resolved.

But like a 10 year old that’s copied someone else’s homework, there’s just a danger that he’ll get rumbled.

Johnson exclusively told Cutting News how he hopes to resolve the Irish border problem.

‘I don’t actually know,’ said Boris.

‘So, I’ll just say a load of fancy words, and hope nobody notices,’ added Boris.