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‘I wonder if the EU will notice I’ve got no new ideas at all,’ thinks Boris

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Boris Johnson is off to Berlin today, and set to ‘wow’ the EU with all his new ideas about how the Irish backstop problem can be resolved.

But like a 10 year old that’s copied someone else’s homework, there’s just a danger that he’ll get rumbled.

Johnson exclusively told Cutting News how he hopes to resolve the Irish border problem.

‘I don’t actually know,’ said Boris.

‘So, I’ll just say a load of fancy words, and hope nobody notices,’ added Boris.

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