‘I’ll nosh you off for an extension,’ May whispers to Macron

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Lip readers have revealed that Prime Minister, Theresa May is doing everything that she can to improve the UK’s chances of getting an extension to Article 50.

May has approached the leaders of all the 27 EU countries with similar offers, including an hours Fuzzy Felt for the female leaders.

May has admitted that she’ll do anything to get her unpopular Brexit plans through.

‘Brexiteers and Remainers all hate me equally,’ admitted May.

‘I might as well enjoy a little garlic fizz along the way,’ added May.