‘I’m good for two more General Elections, at least,’ says May


Theresa May has vowed to stay on as Prime Minister until 2040, at the earliest.

May has promised to remain at the helm to see in hover boards, flying cars and sensible eyebrows for young ladies.

May has insisted that she will push Brexit over the line, and also begin work on the application to join the European Union in 2030.

‘Join means join,’ said May.

‘We will join on March 29th 2040, or I shall resign,’ added May.