‘I’m probably not going to be Prime Minister now,’ says Jo Swinson


Jo Swinson has admitted that it now seems less likely that she will become Prime Minister.

Swinson, who would have probably been Home Secretary if she’d have teamed up with Corbyn against a minority Tory government in October, will now be unemployed instead.

Swinson reflected on some odd decisions over the last few weeks, as she applied for the job advert in the window of her local Greggs.

‘They’re going to let me hand out the Steak Bakes if I do ok on the Sausage Rolls,’ said Swinson.

‘Might keep me on until mid-Jan,’ she added.