ISIS applaud American airport gun policy


Leading terrorist group, ISIS have come out in support of the American policy of allowing the public to have guns and ammunition inside an airport.

ISIS had previously been critical of the American regime, believing their security to be stifling the work of their employees, but the realisation that it’s ok to have guns with appropriate paperwork has been well received. ISIS spokesman, Peter Al-Shebab Thape has sent an immediate vote of thanks to The National Rifle Association for all their hard work, and promises to pass on the good news to his enthused staff.

‘It’s great news for the lads. We’ll get ‘em straight out to work,’ said Al-Shebab Thape.

‘They’ve been worrying for ages about how they can hide guns and stuff,’ added Al-Shebab Thape.