Theresa May has written off yesterday as…tis but a scratch.
Theresa May is still confident of getting her doomed Brexit plans through despite only having the support of her cat, and a woman she met at Bridge.
May has called a press conference for this morning, where it is thought that she will announce her decision to become a formula one driver, and a swimwear model.
‘I might call another General Election; increase my majority,’ said May.
‘Today will be another brilliant day,’ added May.