Member of Parliament for the 18th Century, Jacob Rees-Mogg has vowed to return to his previous life as Walter the Softy after his failed coup to unseat Theresa May.
Comic strip arch-enemy, Dennis the Menace, has promised to roast Walter in the usual style for the pathetic, girly attempt at a takeover.
Gnasher the dog believes that all Walter has achieved is to strengthen the position of leader, Theresa May.
‘Who does he represent? Looking and sounding as he does?’ asked Gnasher.
‘And what’s he doin’, turning up for work in his dad’s suit!’ added Gnasher.