Keir Starmer joins Hezbollah


New Labour Party leader, Sir Keir Starmer has confirmed his membership of leading terrorist group, Hezbollah.

Starmer is well aware of the role in replacing Jeremy Corbyn, and takes the honouree membership with good grace.

Starmer, although never a member of any terrorist group, is looking forward to being falsely pictured alongside terrorists by those Conservatives who feel threatened by him.

‘It goes with the job,’ said Starmer.

‘Won’t be long before there’s a picture of me handing a missile to Bin Laden,’ he added.