The world felt a little bit safer this morning after South Korean officials announced that Kim Jong-un would bravely meet with midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump.
Trump has agreed to disarm his school teachers, and stop his general knobbing of porn stars until talks begin in May.
In his tweet this morning, Kim Jong-un said that Americans being forced to live without common sense, justice, or ethical leadership may have forced Trump into the imminent talks.
‘I hope Americans feel some hope for the future,’ said Kim Jong-un.
‘Hopefully, by the end of the talks, this madman will no longer have his finger on the nuclear button,’ added Kim Jong-un.