Labour’s new strategy for power is to seek a coalition with Tories


Labour are quickly realising that their best chance of gaining power at the election is to form a pact with The Conservative Party.  

Labour, who could have won the election by simply backing ‘remain,’ have decided to place themselves in no man’s land, and simply piss everybody off.

Local regular Labour voter, Peter Thape, wants to vote labour, but is now going to vote Lib Dems to try to stop Brexit.

‘Voting Lib Dems will split the vote in my constituency, and give the seat to the Tories,’ explained Thape.

‘Corbyn must be on drugs if he really thinks this election is not about Brexit,’ added Thape.