‘Look Biff, the teacher’s got Covid-19 now,’ said Chip


Biff, Kipper and Chip were sitting in the classroom when they found out that the teacher had contracted Coronavirus off one of them.

The Teaching Assistant, Mr Thape sat the children down on the mat, before asking which of them had come into school with the virus.

Mr Thape was a male teaching assistant who was definitely not gay, and he had an idea who was responsible for the teacher now being on a ventilator.

‘Was it you, Biff, Kipper or Chip?’ asked Mr Thape, the non-gay TA.

‘Or, was it you, Boris Johnson?’ he puzzled.