‘Make sure you ask the right questions,’ says Trump


Donald trump will be only be answering questions about where he likes to go for his holidays, and what his plans are for the weekend.

The White House has announced that only barbers, and not journalists, will be able to ask questions at future press conferences.

Local barber, Peter Thape will be attending the next press detail, but will still be back in time to straighten up the pile of car magazines.

‘I’ll ask him if he wants a two on the top, faded to a one on the sides,’ said Thape.

‘Also, does he have a load of basins, but nobody ever having a hair wash?’ added Thape.