May buys her own ‘leaving’ card and present

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Theresa May popped into McColl’s last night to pick up a Sorry you’re Leaving card, and a £20 voucher for M & S.

Then she wrote Thanks for being an amazing PM at a jaunty angle in the corner of the card, before signing it with kisses and a smiley face.

May got into work early, put the card and voucher in a manila envelope, and placed it on one of the desks in her office.

‘I’ve arranged the stripogram for 1 o’clock,’ said May.

‘And I’ve brought £5 in for a round of drinks,’ added Mrs May.