Theresa May is now thinking about not attending the Conservative Party Christmas do, this Friday night.
May will lose her money that she’s paid for the meal, and has also done £10 on the Secret Santa gift that she’d bought for Boris Johnson.
May, who’d been giving Debbie from Accounts £3 a week since last February, has been told that the order has already been confirmed at the restaurant.
‘No one was going to sit next to me, were they?’ asked May
‘And no one was even going to try and snog me – what sort of Christmas do is that?’ added May.