Michael Gove admits knocking one out over Priti Patel


Cabinet Minister, Michael Gove has admitted that he’s thrown one over his thumb for colleague, Priti Patel.

Gove, though, raises the much more important question of whether Patel is too fit to be a politician.

Gove insists that Home Secretaries are traditionally much uglier, and generally expects the prettier people to be filtered out of front-line politics at a much earlier stage.

‘We like to keep the prettier ones as back room staff, for adultery and long term affairs,’ said Gove.

‘The system has completely broken down,’ added Gove.