MP’s set to vote against Brexit Bill


MP’s will surprise the nation today by voting against the Brexit bill, despite the result of last week’s General Election.

In a surprise turnaround, all the new MP’s only pretended to support Brexit in their campaigns, and will still vote against the Bill today.

Local conspiracy theorist, Peter Thape saw this coming, and predicts a new General Election in January, and second referendum for early Feb.

‘When they said Get Brexit Done they meant ‘finish it off,’ as in, end the whole thing,’ said Thape.

‘I’ve been telling everyone this,’ he added.