MP’s to vote every 20 minutes on May’s Brexit deal


MP’s will vote on Theresa May’s Brexit deal every 20 minutes, until it actually passes.

MP’s will vote around the clock forever, except for five minutes each hour, in which they will be allowed get refreshments or feel up a Junior Secretary.

The MP for West Expenses, Peter Thape plans to give interviews on Westminster Green during his five minute breaks, in which he won’t particularly commit one way, or the other.

‘I can see this going one way,’ said Thape.

‘Or, the other,’ added Thape.