MP’s have expressed delight that their usual sexual indiscretions, and shenanigans are being lost in all this Brexit News.
The MP for West Expenses, Peter Thape has been grateful to Brexit for taking the glare off his own recent ill behaviour.
Thape has made an underage girl pregnant, and been caught throwing an extended sideways glance down the urinals at Watford Gap services.
‘These are golden times for us MP’s,’ said Thape.
‘The press are giving us a free pass, with all this Brexit shit on,’ added Thape.