The local toy town council elections mean that broadcasters are not allowed to feature the General Election campaign until the polls close at 10pm tonight.
With the media avoiding the election, the public are enjoying a welcome break from the yah-boo electioneering of the wealthy children elected to represent us.
Local man, Peter Thape is looking forward to stories of cats stuck in trees, and other such nonsense as broadcasters struggle to fill the newscasts.
‘I’ve got some grasp on politics, but the local council elections are just too rubbish to bother with,’ said Thape.
‘Still, I’d have them every day, if it meant not having to listen to those millionaire politicians pretending they care about me,’ added Thape.