Nation to have a scrap to decide Brexit

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The nation is to have a massive fuckin’ scrap, to finally decide whether we will leave the European Union or not.

The politicians have bolloxed it all up, and so it will finally be left to the public to sort things out, old school style.

The government has urged the public to leave MP’s alone for a while, and form a circle shouting scrap, scrap, scrap, scrap, scrap, scrap, scrap, scrap, until the fight actually starts.

‘We’ll win, easily,’ said a Brexit fan.

‘No, we will!’ answered a Remainer.