New MP’s learn how to be loyal unquestioning robots


Today’s new intake of MP’s will learn the necessary skills of how to survive and prosper in their new roles.

Whatever decent intentions the MP’s had will become a distant memory, as basic training begins with…avoiding answering the question and…talking about the other Party when in trouble.

New Tory MP, Peter Thape has asked when the module is for…fiddling expenses, and…bumming your secretary in your London second home.

‘We’ve got a busy day,’ said the proud new MP.

‘We’ve got…feathering your nest, followed by…Offshore Accounting all before lunch,’ he added.