News bulletins, Breakfast TV, and magazine programmes are struggling for stories on the day that they’re not allowed to discuss the General Election.
BBC Breakfast have just finished a forty minute piece on a cat caught up a tree, whilst ITV Breakfast featured an interview with the winner of Best Tits at the TV Soap Awards.
BBC News Editor, Peter Thape has been scrambling around for a juicy news story that’s still loosely about the Election.
‘Maybe we could find another angle on the Diane Abbott story?’ asked Thape
‘But with this one, make it sound like we care,’ added Thape.