Next PM to be best looking ever


Britain will select future Prime Ministers based on their looks alone, after a new Ministry of Honesty (MOH) ruling.

MOH spokesman, Peter Thape has insisted that the world of economics, finance and international relations is so complex that we might as well just have someone pretty in charge. Thape suggests an X-Factor style competition in an election year, with contestant’s prettiness whittled down by public vote, until a Christmas finale delivers us the most gorgeous PM, who can simultaneously hold a tune.

‘We thought that this might give real political power to the public for a first time,’ said Thape.

‘Maybe Louis Walsh could do the over 55’s,’ added Thape.