‘No party bag for you!’ Trump told


It’s been revealed that midget-handed nutcase, Donald Trump was not allowed a party bag at the end of the G7 summit.

Trump missed out on a small whistle, a balloon, a colouring book, and a slice of cake wrapped poorly in a serviette.

Trump was furious after finding out that Canadian PM, Justin Trudeau was also allowed to take home the egg sandwiches that had not proved popular at the lunch.

‘I’ll make them all pay for this,’ warned Trump.

‘Tariffs for everyone!’ added the reality TV star.