‘No trade deal with America’ was on the other bus, says Boris


Ditch-dweller, Boris Johnson has casually forgotten to mention that his new Brexit deal does not allow for a trade deal with America.  

Having alienated the whole of Europe, and given away Northern Ireland, Johnson was hoping for a bumper deal with America to make his Brexit deal more palatable.

But local Leaver, Peter Thape has not been put off by the no-trade warning from Donald Trump.

‘Everyone will want to trade with us; we’re the best at everything in the world,’ said Thape.

‘No one’s laughing at us,’ he added.