‘Noshing off Trump wasn’t worth it,’ admits May

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Theresa May is furious with Donald Trump after he reneged on a trade deal, even though she had put out when the two met at Chequers last July.

May now believes that she’s been had over like Stormy Daniels, and is thinking of taking legal action against the American premiere.

May has admitted that she should have been more suspicious when Trump asked her to wear a negligee for post-Brexit trade talks.

‘I shouldn’t have done it with him; I feel humiliated,’ said May.

‘Now he’s threatening to release the sex tape,’ added May.