Theresa May is laughing her tits off at Boris Johnson’s attempts to secure a deal with the European Union.
May told Cutting News that she might reapply for her old job, when the public finally work out that Johnson doesn’t know what he’s doing.
May added that we’ll all be eating frog’s legs by the time he finished negotiating.
‘I could have put the border in the Irish Sea, you dick,’ said May.
‘Don’t forget to give them the shirt off your back!’ she added.