Peace threatened in Korea by the ridiculous hats


Chances of peace in Korea hang by a thread after each side saw each other’s military hats for the first time.  

Kim Jong Un, and whatever the other bloke is called, both pissed themselves laughing when they met with important military people.

BBC News Editor, Peter Thape admitted that he’s not sure what’s going on with the whole Korea thing, given that The North were all acting dead hard a few weeks ago.

‘Are we having a nuclear war or what? Make you mind up, dicks,’ said Thape.

‘Good job we don’t have any silly hats in our military,’ added Thape.