Plan B to look suspiciously like Plan A


Theresa May is quietly hoping that nobody notices that her new revised Plan B is really just Plan A, with the letter ‘B’ replacing the letter ‘A.’

May intends to say all the same speech, making all the same points, but with her head at a slightly different angle.

Tory MP Peter Thape, believes that this new tactic might just work.

‘Hear, Hear!’ shouted Thape.

‘General bollocks about Brexit,’ continued Thape.