Pollsters have Thatcher slightly ahead


Election polling companies, who are renowned for their accuracy, have leading milk snatcher, Margaret Thatcher ahead in the polls.

Thatcher is expected to storm home this December, currently leading the polls with a 5 point advantage.

Local moron, Peter Thape is just pleased that the General Election will sort everything out.

‘Yep, vote on the 12th, leave Europe on the 13th – all done,’ said Thape.

‘Glad that we’ll never hear of Brexit again,’ he added.