A milkshake that was taking a break on a bench in the city centre yesterday was suddenly struck by a right-wing politician.
Political activist, Peter Thape had carried the right-wing politician through the city before targeting the lone milkshake.
Thape dodged the security that surrounded the delicious dairy drink, and flung the politician all over the shake.
‘I was covered in disgusting right-wing drivel,’ said the milkshake.
‘It was a vile and humiliating experience for me,’ added the shaken milkshake.