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Rees-Mogg to become a nude centrefold after Election

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Popular Conservative nudey magazine, Reader’s Husbands have announced that Jacob Rees-Mogg will be their November centrefold.

Rees-Mogg teased readers with a few of his best moves in last night’s boring Westminster debate.

Rees-Mogg is a well-known star of Victorian porn, famously removing his top hat whilst a woman took off twenty layers of undergarment.

‘It’s just straight-forward flop and dangle,’ said Rees-Mogg.

‘I won’t be doing the gay stuff,’ he added.  

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