Popular Conservative nudey magazine, Reader’s Husbands have announced that Jacob Rees-Mogg will be their November centrefold.
Rees-Mogg teased readers with a few of his best moves in last night’s boring Westminster debate.
Rees-Mogg is a well-known star of Victorian porn, famously removing his top hat whilst a woman took off twenty layers of undergarment.
‘It’s just straight-forward flop and dangle,’ said Rees-Mogg.
‘I won’t be doing the gay stuff,’ he added.