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‘Run everybody! The Party’s over! Run!’

rats

The Conservative Party has collided with a Boris Johnson sized Iceberg, and the rats are making a run for it.

Faced by a coalition with Nigel Farage, and a lame duck Prime Minister being humiliated in parliament, the heady days of Conservatism are in the past.

Local Tory voter, Peter Thape isn’t sure who to vote for at any future General Elections.

‘I want to make the world a better place for Me, not for everyone,’ said Thape.

‘Without the Conservative Party, I won’t belong anywhere,’ he added.

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