Spanish National Front want immigrant Brits to take a Spanishness test


The increasingly powerful Spanish National Front (SNF) have asked that immigrants learn to speak the language before arriving, and pass a test on the values of being Spanish.

SNF leader, Pedro Thape called for the changes as unease over the number of British immigrants intensifies. The British are being accused of using local resources, but not truly integrating into local communities. Pedro Thape has controversially claimed that the wives of immigrants rarely learn the language, and sit at home opening tins of lager for their husbands, whilst cooking traditional dishes like chips or curry.

‘All the men walk around in their stupid clothes. Shorts, flip flops and a vest top,’ said Thape.

‘And I’ve heard them shouting anti-Spanish things in their big meetings, where they watch their Premier League on big screens,’ added Thape.